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— Oscar Wilde (via jenngofett)
So on Friday, one of the two prayer leaders said this, and I legit couldn’t stop laughing. Ahh this connection made me giggle non-stop even whilst the praise started. Have fun guys, I’m gonna repost this on Easter Sunday. Have a good Palm Sunday everyone :D
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
LMFAO ^^
GIMMEEEEE
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